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bitsh

this is a bucket

bitcheslovemybucket

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konichiwa-bitches

I would have photoshopped someone onto Kitty's head but all of the trolls we used to make fun of are gone

faggernaut

LOL!,VOTE 5

We've all been to one.

crappyhalloween

halloween,hulk,hogan,red,solo,cup,totaldistortion,dead,bitches

we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas. Wh-pow, pow Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit. we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right

cwizzy

cwizzy,chaddaddy,ballin

Can't argue with that.

somanybitches

GET OUT THE WAY!

bitchgetouttheway

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

You know the rules and so do I.

Dongchim

Dong chim, Korea,Kancho

You stole Chad Warden's Cloudsong, you Mexican-ass fat bitch!

chadsong

LOL!,VOTE 5

looooooool pce moron

TRANSLIVESDOMATTERLUL

YOU ALL ARE FUCKED!

yoshiscookiesarecrap

Yoshi,Mario,Luigi,crap,shit,bitch

The Foot from Big Money Rustlas

TheFoot

ICP,Big Money Rustlas,Foot

christmasmusic

You bitch, I'm gonna kill you!

youbitchimgonnakillyou

Apple motherfucker!!

APPLLLLEEEEE

apple time,motherfuckin sick as hell

Have you heard of this book? I had published it in late 2021 and I am not a YTMND user then. You can find it there: https://www.mediafire.com/file/se8343h20rpy5ay/The_Rascal.epub/file At least I did not bitch everything up...

takesmeback

Damn Damn's Damn to Damn Damn Damn Damn. Damn it Damn. Damn.

damkatana

Daikatana,John Romero's Bitch

THAT BITCH VERONICA CHOSE THE DUMB JOCK OVER ME AGAIN!

gamersriseup

gangweed,bottom text,joker,gamers rise up,we live in a society,society,joker movie,joker 2019,2019

no bitches?

Nobitches

mega mind,sad,chilites

Moon Man is an evil supervillain. Do I need to put a disclaimer here? Don't make bomb threats, asshole. BOMBTHREAT Uhh Ayo it's just another bombthreat, uh KKK Ayo it's just another bombthreat, yeah It goes a K, K, K Yeah and it's just another bombthreat And glowniggers be thinkin' that they can fake this But I'ma drop it from a higher level 'Cause I'm inclined to stoop down, hand out some beatdowns Could run a train on punk coons that think they run the game But I learned to burn black bitches and delete Those who compete at a level that's obsolete Instead, I warm my hands upon the flames of the flag To recall the downfall and the jewish businesses that burnt us all See through the news and the views that twist reality Enough, I call the bluff, fuck your diversity Landlords and power whores, on my people they took turns Never choose to lose, I ignite and then watch 'em burn With the thoughts from a militant mind Hardline, hardline after hardline Landlords and power whores, on my people they took turns Never choose to lose, I ignite and then watch 'em burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn It goes a K, K, K Another funky, radical bombthreat Started as a sketch in my notebook And now phone booths make kikes take another look My thoughts you hear and you begin to fear (fear) That you're gettin' a shower if you interfere (interfere) With the thoughts from a militant, militant mind Hardline, hardline after hardline Jewish landlords and power whores, on my people they took turns Never choose to lose, I ignite and then watch 'em burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa KKKK Ah ah KKKK Ayo it's just another bombthreat, yeah Uh uh Check it out Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn

bombthreat

moon man,rage against the machine,bombtrack,bomb threat,kkk,triple k mafia,ratm,moonman,antisemitism,racism

Alright, we have another caller It's Ogdan Skank What's up, Ogdan? It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut Now listen up Lol whatever faggot I have a very important— Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff My flow tough like elephant skin My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7 Jump on the YTMND I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC 'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7 Blue 42 hut hut 9/11 And you can get lost in natsoc perfection Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks I'm givin' race war addicts their fix I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry 'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy You punk bitch Current year, we're here Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and Mr. Krabs Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear Get that bullshit out the atmosphere Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here Legacy raps, Mac T on the track Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap White Air Force, stash spot with the gat It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at? More action, more excitement, more everything The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage Isn't that right Krabby Wabby? Oh yeah The current year has been an eventful one so far And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy AAAAAGH I couldn't agree more, but you know what? Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage Vote 5 A "Santabot" would be nice Come again? I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice" Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot" I'm here to tell you what to do And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick I'm here to help If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that Your help is definitely appreciated Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay I respect you I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor I think Krabs, I talk Krabs And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog! So, pretty please, with a nigger on top Vote fuckin' 5 This is Moon Man here KKK, KK, KK Proudly bringing you Numero dookie, niggers The White Album: Part 2 Two big White balls to yo face McDonaldland's magical radio

twapt

moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk

I'M NOIRGATO BITCH

noirgato

Tell me more, tell me more Does he look like a bitch?

doeshelooklikeab1tch

Bitch I'm a Big Gangsta

gangstawookie

redneck,wookie,youtube,mutant

bitch i'm a big gangsta

wookieownsyou

wookie,redneck,youtube,mutant

The Hedgehog King says that bitch Robotnik fed Snively to the fucking tigers! (Made on uberduck.ai, music featured: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLQRib_F7no - by Robbie Walker) NOTE: This is not intended to attack anyone, and was made entirely for humor and parody.

JoeExSonicSays

BITCH IS DIED

vacationwithcatalina

Morshu hears Chad Warden's description of Link as a lil' bitch with a lil' bitch-ass sword and lil' shield, who just goes HAEH! HAH! HAH! So he refuses to sell him anything until he becomes more BALLIN

sorrylink

LOL!,VOTE 5